Hilarious

So a friend who also works with me just sat here and we exchanged "little boy" stories.

Apparently, this behavior is never going to end, considering the behavior or her boyfriend ;)

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Last night the Boy Child comes home from school, nonchalantly skipping in... "Hi Dad!"

Now, this in itself, though refreshing, is a boy who has basically been grounded for a month.

It IS the 2nd to the last day of school, so I guess I get it-  So I ask the Boy, "Boy- do you have any homework? Any missing assignments to finish?  Any in-class work you have to complete at home?"

Because, of course, if I didn't ask all 3 of those questions, the assignment would have been overlooked as "WELL YOU DIDN'T ASK ME! It wasn't HOMEWORK! UUUUGhhhhh..."

The reply is "Yes, I found out that I have one missing assignment and my teacher said that if I turn it in I can still get credit.  She said she would be at school until 4:00 today"

So, it's now 3:40.  I have 20 minutes to get it delivered back to school.  Marvelous.

I say "OK, well you better get going and finish it then"
Boy: "Yep."
He then proceeds to go to the kitchen
Me: "Where are you going?"
Boy: "To get a snack. I'm hungry."
Me: "BOY!  We have 10 minutes for you to find and finish the missing assignment!  You don't have TIME for a snack right now!"






Boy: "But I'm hungry."